Oh thank heavens for Paris

November 14, 2007 at 1:52 pm (celebrity) (, , )

Oh. My. Like, Gosh. This is just too much for me.
Geez, Paris Hilton is nothing if not entertaining. She’s now patron saint of drunk elephants it seems. Read more here.

Just an extract from The Guardian’s piece:

“Conservationists today hailed the socialite Paris Hilton, who was convicted of drink driving earlier this year, for apparently trying to highlight the problem of binge-drinking elephants in north-eastern India.

Activists said the celebrity endorsement would raise awareness of the plight of pachyderms that got drunk on farmers’ homemade rice beer and went on the rampage.”

I am so totally, like, cracking myself. I mean, like, really.

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The cost of haircare

July 9, 2007 at 10:06 am (celebrity)

No, no, no! I can’t believe this woman – washing your hair with CAVIAR? I know celebs are usually five bricks short of a building but this? She pays about R2 800 to wash her hair with fish eggs. Fish. Eggs.
Jirrie, Organics and Pantene work just as bloody well! Feed a starving family why don’t you.

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