November 6, 2007 at 5:01 pm (Uncategorized)

Ok. Dilemma – I went to the ladies and the zip on my jeans broke.

Broke. As in I-can-see-your-undies broke. Fortunately I have on a long jersey so can use that to plug the hole but who knows how much longer it’s going to hold?

It’s already making an unseemly penis-like bulge under the jersey and the denim is to thick to pin/press down. I mean, come on, why me? What have I done to deserve this?


  1. The Divine Miss M said,


    I’m sorry, it’s cruel to laugh but it is quite funny!

    Least you have a long jersey on … is there a safety pin floating around?

    I hope you made it through the end of the day ok!

  2. Louisa said,

    Tobes, try tucking the corners IN and don’t move around too much!
    Good luck. 🙂

  3. Batman5172 said,

    hehe, I know it didn’t seem too funny yesterday, but shit Toby that made my day! esp the part where you couldn’t get up to bash me for laughing at oh sorry with you 🙂 this is the kinda thing that’ll only happen to you my friend!

  4. Toby Hanks said,

    Ja, ja. Laugh.
    Ok, ok, I confess – I had to laugh too. Batman, you’re quite right – these things do only happen to me!
    Louisa, there was NO way I could tuck anything anywhere. But my jersey covered me for the short time I stuck it out at work.
    Miss M, no safety pin could hold it down because the denim is too thick and the jeans too tight. I walked very slowly and used my bag as a shield when I left here.
    Needless to say, that was not the highlight of my week!

  5. madamm said,

    Dude, I got a search term TOBY HANKS + Children on my blog.

    Anything you wanna tell me man?

  6. Toby Hanks said,

    HA,HA,HA. Nooit! You’re joking, right? Right? RIGHT?!!!

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