October 3, 2007 at 8:42 am (Uncategorized) (, , , )

Why would anyone with half a braincell want a Hummer?
I saw one of these monsters yesterday and could not understand why any person would want to own something so obscenely ugly.

Not only is it a hideous hunk of junk, it’s really bad for the environment. I can’t see why anyone needs it. The 4×4 I can still get if people go on holidays lots or have to drive through mountainous areas but what possible reason could you have for owning the Hummer other than a serious ego wank?

My partner, bless him, pointed out I’ve often said I want something big enough to crush the annoying drivers who pervade the Cape’s roads. But that’s a fantasy – it’ll never really happen. I would definitely not want to get one of those things to drive over others.
In fact, I’d rather drive over myself for losing my mind.

If you do have a Hummer please tell me why you do. I’d really like to know if it is simply Small Penis Syndrome or if you actually have a good reason.



  1. Batman5172 said,

    too much MTV + little penis syndrome + desperate need to get laid = Hummer

  2. tbhanks said,

    Aaaaah…that makes a whole lot of sense. But I pity the woman who would want to give it up just because the guy has a bigass ugly vehicle. No self-respect!

  3. Batman5172 said,

    its more about the power issues surrounding the whole thing. I must admit I do like the look of it!

  4. tbhanks said,

    Nooooooooooo Batman!!! Don’t you dare say you like that thing. Do you have any idea how much of an environmental boef it is???

  5. The Divine Miss M said,

    Do you know what is even better than a Hummer? *giggles over how funny that sounds* A stretched Hummer!!!! You get those here … hehehe

  6. tbhanks said,

    NO. WAY. That has got to be the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my life apart from the existence of Frankenmanto (credit to Andrew Donaldson from the ST).
    Surely that’s a joke?! Pleeeeeeease say you’re joking DMM!

  7. The Divine Miss M said,

    Oh no, I be telling the truth … sadly enough.

    You see them travelling around London. Grr.

  8. tbhanks said,

    I would throw stuff at them as they passed. Really!

  9. lostinjozi said,

    I agree that the Hummer looks shit. What really looks even worse is one of the new Volvo hatchbacks..i think it a a C40 or something. From the back it looks like a demented frog. God help your sense of taste if you buy that ugly piece of shit.
    O=on the road

  10. tbhanks said,

    Lost-in-jozi, I thought you’d deserted blogland forever. I don’t know about the Volvo C40 though. I just can’t stand these monsters who basically give the middle-finger to environmental awareness.

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