True friendship

September 20, 2007 at 10:32 am (Uncategorized)

I just had to share these with you. I have, on occasion, been known to do numbers 1, 3, 5, 6, 7 and 8. I am a good friend. 

1.  When you are sad — I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you that way.   

2. When you are blue — I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.  

3. When you smile — I will know you finally got laid.  

4. When you are scared — I will rag you about it every chance I get.  

5. When you are worried — I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.  

6. When you are confused — I will use little words.  

7. When you are sick — Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don’t want to catch whatever you have.  

8. When you fall — I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. 

9. This is my oath….. I pledge it to the end. “Why?” you may ask?, “Because you are my friend”.

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2 Comments

  1. The Divine Miss M said,

    Other than 2 I think I’ve done all of the above. That is what makes me such a good friend 😉

  2. Toby Hanks said,

    We’re all like-minded people, DMM, and we’re clearly excellent friends!

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