Barely there bikini

September 20, 2007 at 10:21 am (Uncategorized)

Our building attracts its fair share of freaks. It’s the nature of the industry, I suppose. What normal person works in media anyway?

But yesterday we saw something that shocked even us. A girl, barely older than 16, was walking around in a bright blue bikini and heels. The only other thing covering her tiny body was her jewellery.

We’re not stuck on sensible dress in this building and she did look good but seeing so much flesh before I’ve had lunch is a tad much. And it wasn’t even 30 degrees Celsius!

I admired her balls though – every single person (men and women) were staring at her taut, toned belly and long legs. And she walked by with her head held high.

One day, when I grow up, I’m going to have that much confidence. In fact, by the time I’m 30, I may just start wearing a bit of lippy…


  1. The Divine Miss M said,

    Was she there for a photo shoot? We see some truly bizarre things in this building but there is usually some completely rational explanation relating to the studios which are here too.

    If not, then she is just plane weird.

  2. Toby Hanks said,

    We didn’t bother to check. I was not going to stand next to her and have comparisons made…

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