Terrible tarsals

September 6, 2007 at 11:37 am (Uncategorized)

His face was nice; a bit rugged and broody. T-shirt, jeans, hair hanging in his face a bit. All in all not too bad.
Until I looked down and his sandaled feet.
O. M. G. He had grasscutters attached to his toes. Long ones. LONG toenails. I can’t convey the grossness of it all. We were in a lift so I could not escape. *naar*
He could mow down Kirstenbosch with those babies. In fact, he could probably kill a man with that pinky toe alone.
Nee wat, there is no reason you should have long toenails. Ever. And if you have them now I want you to give me at least one good reason why you do.

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8 Comments

  1. madamm said,

    Sies. I hate when people think its cute to have long toenails.Not even women.
    UGH

  2. tbhanks said,

    I think it’s more disgusting than bad heels cos you can daarem cut your nails. You should only have slightly longish ones (if you’re a girl) if you’re going for a pedi. Apparently short nails aren’t good for pedicures, or so I’ve heard.

  3. madamm said,

    ja, or maybe just keep toenails pretty and tidy!
    Sies, I cannot express how much unkempt feet irritate me.

  4. The Divine Miss M said,

    Self defence?

  5. Gnome said,

    Oh no. How GRIM. Long toe nails. *SHUDDER* What on earth for…? Self-defence – haha DMM.

  6. Toby Hanks said,

    I would rather kill myself than be killed by those babies (if it were self-defence). Gnome, I had to force myself NOT to shudder in the lift. It was very, very hard.

  7. madamm said,

    My sister and I call them cliffhangers

  8. Toby Hanks said,

    Lol, Mrs M. I do love the description though!

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