Taxi driver se ma se

May 14, 2007 at 8:37 am (annoying, jerk, taxis)

One centimeter closer and he would’ve rammed into me. There was a screeching of tyres and a closing of eyes. If I was religious I would’ve said a prayer. Thankfully, mercifully, he managed to stop it but it could so easily have gone wrong and my pretty blue car would’ve had a bad knock. I was livid.
Motherfriggin taxi driver. And won’t the doos give me dirty looks because I didn’t move at the red robot. Yes, red.
In the spirit of being calmer on the road I tried to just let it go but just thinking of him and his Hiace makes my blood boil. Oh to have the calm, peaceful of my mother…



  1. kash99 said,

    U dont really know how kak taxi drivers are until u come to Joburg..

  2. tbhanks said,

    I’m sure they can’t be worse than the ones in Mitchell’s Plain. Plus, this one was from Bonteheuwel so it was a case of hou jou bek of jy’s vrek with this guy.

  3. kash99 said,

    No..its a case of “hou jou bek…”with all taxi drivers here..I mean they dont even have respect for pedestrians here.. Oh, they are when u want to just say: Jou ma se fovken P**s. Either u do it with the windows rolled up (cos if they can understand u, u in big kak..or hope they dont understand what their ma se P is..

  4. tbhanks said,

    Ha, ha. Ok, you win. Jozi is worse. Speaking of ma se dinges and such things… I will never forget the day you taught those american teens that Jou ma se p*&^ means, “Hi, how are you.” And Jy’s a n*&^ is “Have a lovely day”…

  5. kash99 said,

    Shame..they were nice ne!! that was teh good old days when life was so simple..without woes over insurance and racism and debt.. All we had to worry about was that focken Maths test with Mr Samuels..
    But listen I dont swear anymore..maybe the odd kak and fock (not Fuck)..but sometimes nothing quite satisfies one than saying: Jou ma se stink vuil p**s..what do u say

  6. tbhanks said,

    I agree. Although I never went that far with vuil, stink…I also don’t swear as much apart from the occasional fuck. Mostly when I’m driving though.

  7. kash99 said,

    No its gotta be vuil and stink cos otherwise what’s the damn point..everyone has P**s but not everyone has a vuil stink one!!

  8. tbhanks said,

    Lol. Jissie I miss you!

  9. kash99 said,

    When i’m in town next week.. u can make me supper and we can swear everybody’s ma se P**s alright!!!!!pS. I miss u too!

  10. tbhanks said,

    Ja let’s. I can’t wait.

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