Concepts of conception

May 10, 2007 at 5:13 pm (blushing, hilarious, rumours, shy)

Now hold on there. I’m not pregnant. Really. But now half my office thinks I am. Funny really. Just goes to show how fast rumours can spread.
It started innocently and of course there was furious blushing on my part. Jirrie, I’m like a bloody 16-year-old. But there’s just something about older folk asking if I’m pregnant that makes me incredibly shy. We’re all laughing manically about it so I’ve decided to share with you all. Anyway, I sent them all this press release:

Ms Hanks denies all pregnancy rumours
IT EMERGED rumours of a pregnancy reached a frenzied peak at the offices today. At the centre of the storm was Toby Hanks (24), a young unmarried woman – who still has all her own teeth – from Mitchell’s Plain.
At first the suggestion Hanks was pregnant appeared to be a joke but an unnamed source confirms word spread rapidly through her office. “I was shocked by it all. I mean, I’m such a nice girl. Why would anyone do this to me,” Hanks sobbed when asked about her reaction.
Our well-placed source revealed more than one man – incidentally both in Hanks’ office – is suspected to be the father. There were even suggestions a decrepit old man had fathered the alleged child. To this Hanks replied, “OMG!”
She went on to say this rumour is unfounded and urged those who have a false impression to refute the fact to anyone who asks. “It’s not true. It’s simply not true. I categorically deny engaging in any sexual relations which led to a pregnancy.”
Hanks has also vowed to hold her head high while crossing from one side of the office to the other. “I’m a strong person. With the help of friends and family I will weather this storm of malicious rumours and emerge a stronger, wiser person.”
For further information and personal interviews, contact Jerry Clyde. For an exclusive, prepare your wallets.  

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9 Comments

  1. batman5172 said,

    where there’s smoke there’s fire! couldnt resist

  2. tbhanks said,

    Oh go fruck yourself.

  3. batman5172 said,

    jy’s darem defensive ne?

    hehe

    ok I’m done now, can’t be messing with people in your state

  4. tbhanks said,

    do you have a death wish or something?!

  5. kash99 said,

    Now listen here…rumours dont soema just start ne!!

  6. tbhanks said,

    Yoh, don’t you also now start with a person. Naai man, ek issie met die lyf nie.

  7. kash99 said,

    Are u sure!!!

  8. tbhanks said,

    1000% sure!!!!!! Imagine what my mother would say!

  9. kash99 said,

    ja she’d kill u DEAD, my friend!

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