The dumbest girl in the world

March 20, 2007 at 6:04 am (pregnant, studies, stupid)

I had a lovely chinwag with my sister, Lady Godiva, and she filled me in on some family gossip. But what really got my ears burning was news that a friend who studied with her has now dropped out because she got herself preggers. I say “got herself” because in this day of condoms and contraception getting pregnant is a choice, not an accident.
But wait, this girl is actually dumb enough for it to have been an accident…heaven help stupid coloured girls.

She’s third year (only a few more months to go) when she realises she’s missed her period for a while. Girlfriend then asks her mom for money to go to the doctor to find out what’s wrong (never thinking she could be in the family way). Doctor tells her she’s pregnant and, wait for it, she’s stunned. Yes, stunned.

Why was she stunned if she had unprotected sex, you ask. Well, she reckons that because she’s a tomboy she won’t fall pregnant. Yes lovely reader, this is what a 21-year-old student believed. She wouldn’t fall pregnant because she’s a tomboy. Someone please buy this girl a brain along with a set of nappies.



  1. Rossgen said,

    I totally agree. Why do coloured girls embarrass themselves by pretending as if they didn’t have (unprotected) sex and instead the Holy Ghost just decided to pay them a visit?

  2. TBHanks said,

    And then it’s such a massive achievement when you manage to get past your 21st without that bun in the oven and all that. Sies vir ons!

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