Give her McDonald’s!

March 20, 2007 at 6:05 am (anorexia, diets)

Women never fail to amuse me. There’s a really skinny woman in our office. Like jump-in-the-shower-to-get-wet kinda thin. Yet she’s on a diet. Now, I ask you, why would you willingly starve yourself of the pleasure of eating if you’re already so maer you could slip through a crack in the wall?
I just don’t get it. Am I the only person who a) has never been on a diet b) would never consider going on a diet c) find diets offensive and sexist d) would rather chew my toenails than go on a diet?
I really don’t understand why women do this to themselves. Have we not moved passed the phase where we all want to be skinnies? Have these supposedly intelligent women I work with not read the reports of the models who died recently?
I only have one thing to say: Thin is certainly NOT friggin in. Pass me the chocolate please.

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